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Post by clouds just clouds on Feb 18, 2015 22:14:53 GMT -8
"Hey, I can say things to you in other languages too," Damien pointed a chip at Mathias, of which he magically had in his hand. "And fuck you. This entire planet calls each other races. Anyways, here we go, 'fuck you', <fuck you>, (fuck you), &fuck your mother&, ~fuck~, and last but not least, my favorite, {fuck you with cow shit}."
Corps laughed through one of his chip, "I feel like you were making up languages."
"I wasn't. I was incredibly studious in high school, and my first year of college." Damien nodded as if it where a fact they should know. "So, my asexual little brother, did you ever lose your first kiss? Your asexualness is such a disappointment. I planned on making you a ladies man."
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Post by Dina Doo on Feb 19, 2015 19:38:46 GMT -8
"Studious?" The young teen sneered. "You probably just looked up one phrase in Google translate and remembered those." He snorted in contempt at his brother's comment. "Hardly, Damien, I was a weirdo." His sky blue eyes narrowed, his head turning away for a moment in an attempt to push away the memories. There was no need to be depressing. He was with his best friend and his big brother. A light smirk curled the edges of his lips as Mathias glanced up at the two. "So I wasn't exactly popular. Why do you think someone like Corps is my only friend?"
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Post by clouds just clouds on Feb 19, 2015 20:18:25 GMT -8
Damien's brows fell slightly together, and he felt himself want to protest. Mathias wasn't weird. He was the cutest damn thing-
"I know. It's amazing that {dick-eater} is my friend. I'm so awesome. I had all the people following me in middle school. All I had to do was point at something, and then they would get it for me, chanting, {Praise God-like Co-}" He paused. "Way too close to saying that name. Matt, you're such a fatass. How many cookies have you eaten? The whole fucking plate?"
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Post by Dina Doo on Feb 20, 2015 18:04:39 GMT -8
(haha you used Mathias I've been good so far)
"What's the point in having cookies out if you're not supposed to eat them?" Mathias snorted. But then he flashed a teasing smile up at his friend. "I'm sorry. Next time you want a cookie, Corps, you should move your fast ass the next time you want one. Other wise Deedledoo will eat them, he's a fat ass too." His glaze flickered over to his brother. "With his chubby self, I'm still amazed he was able to find a woman."
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Post by clouds just clouds on Feb 20, 2015 22:28:33 GMT -8
(Shhhh, there's no such thing as a Mathias)
"Mmm, sooooo chubby!" Damien grabbed two chips and stuffed them into his mouth, and then he crawled over to Mathias. If he was able to, he tried to lay on top of his brother. "So chuuubby!" Damien spit chip bits and cheese as he spoke. Laughing, he tried to be as annoying as possible by pinning Mathias down.
"Abort mission!" Corps quickly shot to his feet. Running past the two, he grabbed the chip plate and ran across the room.
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Post by Dina Doo on Feb 22, 2015 12:19:31 GMT -8
Ugh, older brothers and their grossness.
Mathias let out a startled cry when Damien started being gross and pinned him down. "Damien, stop! That's fucking gross!" If squirming wildly wasn't going to help Mathias any, then, in a moment of panic, the young teen brought his legs up to push up against his older brother's chest. Perhaps, if that had been able to work, then Mathias tried escaping, deciding that heading towards the door was his best bet against Damien. If it hadn't work, then he just continued to try and escape.
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Post by clouds just clouds on Feb 22, 2015 13:41:14 GMT -8
Damien couldn't help but laugh so hard that he started choking. He stood up to grab Mathias, except his choking stopped him. Leaning over, he coughed into his hand with his face becoming red from lack of air. After a few moments of gaining back his breath, Damien let out a large laugh and reached up to wipe tears from his eyes. "Holy shit, that was so funny, goddamn, Mathias!"
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Post by Dina Doo on Feb 22, 2015 16:00:16 GMT -8
"I hope you suffocate," the little brother hissed. "God, you're such a jerk, Damien. I just called you chubby! That's no reason to spit up food all over me like you're some mentally deranged freak!" Mathias snorted, taking a moment to clean himself since his brother was gross. "A fucking waste of nachos too. <Such a dumb ass..>"
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Post by clouds just clouds on Feb 22, 2015 19:33:46 GMT -8
Damien practically giggled and looked up at Mathias. "Oh, teenagers and their melodrama." He chuckled. "It was two chips, and only a little bit of crumbs." Walking over to Mathias, Damien put a hand on his head and picked a few pieces of chips from his shirt. "Stop being an Elliot," Damien murmured and then squinted at Mathias' hair. He nearly burst into laughter when he plucked a piece of cheese from his hair, if this is alright with Dibadoo. "I have powerful projection with my mouth."
"Just saying," Corps murmured with his mouth full, "where's my camera? Get a picture of this adorable fluff over there and then," he swallowed, "pass it around to everyone, and show what a pissy priss <chips stealer> is-"
"Shut up, Corps. You're a prissy piss too."
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Post by Dina Doo on Feb 22, 2015 20:15:13 GMT -8
"Fuck you guys," the teenager snapped. Mathias stepped away from his brother, making his way towards the door. "I don't have to take this from either of you. Hanging out with a bunch of dead people sounds much cooler than being spat on by your dick of an older brother and ragged on by your dick friend." With that said, Mathias went to leave the room with an irritated snort. Dina apologizes for the post, as it sort of reflects her tiredness right now.
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